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5 things your doctor won’t tell you

Posted on July 25, 2015 by Mikels Skele | Leave a comment
  1. When his Lamborghini payment is due.
  2. What he thinks the moment before he enters your examination room.
  3. Whether he remembers your name without looking at your chart.
  4. What he says to the nurse after he sees you.
  5. His credit card number, and PIN.

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