26 June 1886
Mlle. Felicite Jenesaisquois
Chocolatiere to the Arts
Chere Mlle.,
Please experience the deepest ecstacy, such as that I have myself experienced this afternoon, while eating consuming devouring experiencing your most exquisitly sublime confections. Since my gratitude is inexpressible, I shall no longer be able to continue our relationship. Be assured, however, that I remain your most humble and contrite servant,
M. Jean-Claude Tressilly
Omniop 
This is pretty much amazing. 🙂 The very word “chocolatiere” makes my mouth water. But then you go and make it “chocolatiere to the arts,” and my brain explodes! Just in case you were wondering, I love it when that happens.
Thanks! I love it when I do that to people.
Blew the top of my head right off!
Excellent!
Quite right!
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