Religion

Religion is a mode of thinking in which someone’s repeated assertions that he is the son of man can be taken as proof that he is the son of God.

Dude.

In the 21st Century, everybody’s hip.  When everybody’s hip, you get all the arrogance without the artistic and intellectual excuses for it.

Naiku

Harris leaned over the little sculpture and scrutinized it carefully, looking at it from every angle.  It was a rather crude representation of a bald fat man, scowling as he wielded an oddly balanced sword.

“Eastern in what sense?” he said.

“Well, you know, martial arts, zen, that kind of stuff.”

Ah,” he said, straightening up.  “Eastern in the sense of anything but.”

A thing ain’t haiku
Necessarily because
Of the right numbers

Immortality doesn’t mean we’ll keep living after we die.  It means we’re irrevocably alive now.