Here are the results of the latest Nosie-Snupes poll:
- 78% of Americans believe that if only we got rid of the intelligence community, bad people would leave us alone.
- 56% believe that if we stopped regulating businesses, everything would be cheaper and better.
- 42% believe criminals would have a change of heart and go straight, if only there were less government.
- 60% believe the Tooth Fairy’s cousin Louie fills potholes for free at night.
- 42% believe the government wants to take away their ED medications.
- 39% think guns make them irresistible to the opposite sex.
- 48% think guns make them irresistible to the same sex.
- 98% believe that government aid that they get is only sensible.
- 98% believe that government aid that someone else gets is graft and corruption.
That’s the latest from America’s chief poll-takers, the Nosie-Snupes Foundation, a subsidiary of WTF Industries.
Omniop 
Ah…stats..but isn’t it true that the Tooth Fairy’s cousin Louie fills potholes for free at night?
Don’t be silly. It’s her cousin Lefty.
Ah…darn!
Such wisdom