- Holy shit, I’m going to die!
- I might as well eat, drink and be merry.
- This might make me die sooner, so, I should eat healthy and exercise.
- I could get hit by a truck and die anyway.
- If I eat healthy, exercise, and drink a lot of expensive hooch, I’ll cover all the bases.
- Expensive hooch is no better for me than cheap hooch, and costs more.
- If I eat a lot, build huge muscles, and drink cheap hooch, people will think I’m an existentialist.
- If I learn a martial art, people will think I’m a dangerous existentialist who doesn’t fear anything.
- If people think that, they will want to test me.
- Holy shit, I’m going to die!
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Omniop 
Bottom line…. you don’t get out of this alive.
And who would want to. 🙂
Yep, that was a good hoot. Thanks.