Damn! How short are you?
How’s the weather down there?
I bet you were a jockey in high school.
Say, would you mind getting something for me off that bottom shelf?
Wait, lemme put my foot up’side yours. What size shoe do you wear? That’s some tiny feet!
Up in front!
Hey, little guy, wassup?
For the record, I’m 6’5″ and wear a size 16 shoe.